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  • Friday, August 5, 2011 @ 8:53 PM | comment (0)

    i am very vulgar.
    there , i said it. i have become a very vulgar person. but the thing is, the vulgar switch is only on when i'm in school. or basically not at home. the vulgar switch is only on when i'm with humans i am not blood-related to. and if you do recall, humans are my pet peeve.
    therefore, i conclude that i have become vulgar simply because of the fact that i do not like mankind very much and most of the time, i collide with those who have XX chromosomes instead of those who have XY chromosomes. but still, shit happens.
    so, the XYs would fall head over heels for the XXs. thus, resulting in this funny thing of mankind, called lust, called attention-seeking, which therefore leads to this nasty thing of mankind, called betrayal.
    oh yes i know you know what i'm talking about. the smell of betrayal, ah, just like the smell of a rafflesia on a platter. perfect.
    so yes. i just made up a bunch of excuses for being really vulgar, i hope you bought it all. and studies have shown (okay i'm just pulling your leg) that if you cuss when you are hurt, for instance, when you hit your toe on the leg of a freaking table that has been there forever and has not moved at all, and your toe thinks it would be funny to bump into the leg, you get hurt. and you cuss. and you feel better. because you cussed.
    you can try it now. hit your toe on the table leg now. hard. and say "THIS IS AWESOME!" . i think "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!" and "OHMYGOD!" and "GOD DAMN IT!" are somewhat vulgar, because you are mentioning God. do not mistaken, i am a free-thinker.

    well it feels good to talk a load of rubbish. i hope someone read that. if you did, good job. here's a smiley face for you :)